How could Big Rob betray them.
Si, chica.
In response to your pokemon post, Steph.
Large Souls Camp: Day Uno
Hello, my fellow tumblees. Tis been a long time since I last wrote a lengthy post, but I am pleased to announce that I am now back at Large Souls Camp, in the exotic mountains of Wisconsin, away from Ben, so he can no longer attempt to steal my computer from me so I can no longer tumble. I was not planning to attend for a second summer, but when my old bunkmate, Philly, send me a letter in the post alerting me that he was going to return as a counselor, I had no choice but to pack up my bags and fly away to see him again, I missed him so. Although it was hard for me to leave Ben along, I know it is worth it, especially since Ben will come for visiting day.
Imagine my surprise upon arriving to find my Philly was no longer the large soul that I had left behind last July. No, he had lost an inspirational percentage of his body fat, amounting to 104 pounds. The remaining poundage seems to be all muscle, from what I can feel. Philly was glad to see me as well, and gave me a giant hug. It was not as cuddly as I remember, but he is still the same cuddly soul, though not as large. His girlfriend Dani in fact gained 20 pounds this past year and has returned to Large Souls Camp to try to lose it again. I wish her luck.
Upon my arrival Philly asked me if I had yet registered to become a camp counselor. I had not. He said that would probably be a good idea. So, I went to Patrice’s cabin, the woman who was my camp counselor last summer. Her soul was larger than ever. She also gave a hug, like Philly, only hers lasted 20 minutes. I left without officially asking her for the job, but I assume I acquired it. I then went back to my bunk, which I share with Philly as counselors. This shall be an interesting week of caring for Large Souled children, avoiding Patrice (as Ben had instructed me to), and losing the residual darkness of my soul. The stain left by my mother’s death at the hands of my bloodthirsty father. O David! Who hath brought such terror in my life and darkness in my soul!
Ben, I shall see you in five days <3
(Source: fuckyeahemotionallyvolatilebear)
